Good Thing Columbus Wasn't Into the Idea of the World Being Flat

This here is a little thing we all know is understood to be a BLOG. Oh, but this BLOG, this BLOG shall be [different]. This BLOG in particular will be the free and or slash public medium where I can shoot this sh*t and critique films and any other pop-culture related issues I feel need further ridicule and or discussion... Okay so it's not going to be that different than other blogs but the way I wrote "different" ^above sure is! I mean I get points for that right? Anyway, like my good friend Dr. King (not personally... obviously) I have a dream that somewhere, someone important will one day read this BLOG, laugh like they did in their all but too short childhood, and pass my wit on to the powers that be so I may have my shot at dream catching! So go ahead take that, put it into your back pocket and take a seat. Hopefully I'll be able to keep your bum nice and warm without being too much of a pain in the ass. Do I even need to make a remark for the pun I've just created? I didn't think so. Welp, there you have it. If you like it you can take if not you can't send it right back because I wouldn't never be stupid enough to put my address on here. Not these days with all the online predators and eHarmony hounds! Enjoy!